Presented with limited commercial interruption by:
- Bun: Chick-Fil-A (buttered)
- Pickles: McDonald's
- Meat: KFC
- Breading and Breading Methodology: Popeye's
- Dry Seasoning: Popeye's
- Sauce: KFC
- Bacon: McDonald's
- Cheese: Anywhere that offers Pepper Jack or Monterey Jack (single slice)
Vegetables have no place in this.
Jack in the Box and Burger King are subpar in every way. Church's is too inaccessible and too sparsely located to be considered.