original Canonical Reasons for Pineapple on Pizza September 24, 2017 at 11:54 pm (permalink) These are the canonical reasons for pineapple on pizza. Use this list as a reference in all future conversations. Itβs delicious This entry was tagged: Originals About the Author Johnathan Lyman A Seattle native, Johnathan has spent minutes scouring the globe for the best coffee, jerky, cheeseburgers, and whiskey. He's also writing about technology and often failing at being funny on Twitter. _johlym